Last Week's Disaster: A Summary
Minutes from the Committee on Catastrophic Events
Minutes from the Committee on Catastrophic Events
Last week's disaster was a doozy. The sinkhole that opened up in the parking lot was just the tip of the iceberg. The subsequent flooding of the cafeteria's nacho cheese fountain was a travesty.
The committee would like to take this opportunity to apologize for the inconvenience, but not before we all got stuck in the time loop where we kept reliving the same 30 minutes over and over again.
Resolution:
- Fix the sinkhole
- Replace the fountain with a functioning one
- Install a "Do Not Go to the Basement" sign
Next Meeting: