Phase 3: Hug Techniques for the Modern Ambassador

Now that you've mastered the Art of Sudden Death, the Science of Sycophancy, and the Philosophy of Prolonged Eye Contact, it's time to focus on the most crucial aspect of being a diplomat: Hug Techniques.

Below are the most advanced Hug Techniques you'll ever learn:

• Fierce Frenzied Hug - A full-on, no-holds-barred, will-leave-a-mark approach to hugging.
• Gentle Grapple - A delicate, almost-awkward, but ultimately effective way to show affection.
• Hug-nado - A swirling vortex of affection that will leave everyone in its path dizzy and bewildered.

EVALUATE YOUR SKILLS and get ready for the next phase: Phase 4: The Art of Diplomatic Sarcasm.