Confidential: Committee Agenda - Annual Report - Secret Meeting Notes

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, this document is currently under lock and key. However, we have managed to obtain a copy. It appears to be a report from the Committee of the Incredibly Important, detailing their annual report and secret meeting notes. Or, you know, maybe it's just a bunch of nonsense.

Page 1 of 5, because we're feeling generous today.

Summary:

• Meeting 1: "The Great Cookie Heist" (Pages 1-10)
• Meeting 2: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Minutes" (Pages 11-20)
• Meeting 3: "The Inconvenient Truth About the Coffee Machine" (Pages 21-30)

Recommendations:

• We should totally get more coffee.
• Can someone please take notes in Meeting 2? We're getting lost.
• Fire the IT guy. He's clearly not doing his job.