Committee of Experts in Unconventional Decision-Making: Committee Decisions

Decisions Made by the Committee of Experts in Unconventional Decision-Making

We are a group of highly qualified experts in the field of making poor life choices. Here are some of our notable decisions:

• Decision 1: Eating the whole pizza by myself.
• Decision 2: Watching cat videos for 12 hours straight.
• Decision 3: Buying a pet rock.
• Decision 4: Investing in a timeshare in a theme park.

We're proud to serve the community with questionable decisions that will surely lead to a life of quiet despair.

• Dr. Jane D'Arc
• Dr. John Smith-Smellington
• Dr. Jane Doe-Sayer