10:00 - 11:30: Meeting 1: "The State of the Union" (a.k.a. Who's going to get fired)
11:30 - 12:30: Lunch 1: The Great Debate (on what to order)
Agenda 3: The Secret Meetings (that nobody attends)
Agenda 4: The Other Secret Meetings (that we're pretending not to know about)