Minutes of the Committee on Unconscionable Agenda Manipulation

Agenda Item 1: Manipulation of Minutes

Resolution 1: The Chairperson shall henceforth be known as "The Great Manipulator.".

Resolution 2: All minutes shall henceforth be written in Comic Sans.

Resolution 3: Any member found guilty of not voting 'aye' shall be subject to a 30-day timeout from the committee.

Resolution 1: The Great Manipulator's Edict Resolution 2: The Comic Sans Conundrum

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