Decisions of Nothingness

Meet the Committee of Utterly Useless Ideas and Time-Wasting Exercises.

Our mission is to create an endless loop of pointless discussions and motions that go nowhere.

Agenda for Today:

Minutes of Emptiness - 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM
Proposal 1234: A Study on Nothing - 10:30 AM - 11:00 AM
Proposal 5678: The Art of Doing Nothing - 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM

Don't forget to bring a snack, or a nap, or both.

Or just stay home and watch Netflix, we won't judge.

Note: This page is a satirical take on a typical committee meeting agenda, where the "decisions" are actually just a series of pointless exercises in tedium. The links to "minutes of emptiness" and proposals are meant to be humorous and ironic, rather than actual documents.