In a shocking turn of events, the Committee of Utter Insignificance gathered to discuss the pressing matter of deciding to do absolutely nothing.
After much deliberation, it was decided that, well, nothing would be decided.
The meeting concluded with a rousing chorus of silence, as the committee members all nodded off simultaneously, exhausted from the exertion required to do nothing.
A full transcript of the meeting is available upon request, but let's be real, it's just pages and pages of blank paper.
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