Minutes of the Committee of Nothingness
Proposal 1234: The Decision to Do Nothing
Meeting Date: Never
Meeting Time: Never
Attendees: Nobody
Decision 1234: To Do Absolutely Nothing
The committee convened to discuss Proposal 1234, a proposal so devoid of substance that it defied description. After a lengthy discussion that lasted approximately 2 seconds, the committee reached a consensus: to do nothing.
Discussion Points:
- Point 1: We should probably do that thing.
- Point 2: No, we shouldn't.
Action Items:
- Action Item 1: Create a to-do list to not do anything.
- Action Item 2: Delete the to-do list.
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