Minutes of Emptiness

Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM. Present: 0 members.

Decision 1: We did nothing. Moved by: Nobody. Seconded by: Nobody. Result: No action.

Decision 2: We did nothing else. Moved by: Nobody. Seconded by: Nobody. Result: Still no action.

Decision 3: We did nothing at all. Moved by: Nobody. Seconded by: Nobody. Result: No action, still.

Subcommittee Minutes

Meeting 1: The Nothingness Session

Attendees: 0. Purpose: To do nothing. Result: Nothing achieved.

Meeting 2: The No-Action Summit

Attendees: 0. Purpose: To accomplish nothing. Result: Still nothing.