Proposal 1235: The Great Doing-Nothing Initiative
A proposal to codify the committee's long-standing tradition of achieving nothing of note.
As you are aware, this committee has spent years perfecting the art of not doing anything of substance. This proposal seeks to formalize our collective lack of progress and cement our reputation as the most unproductive committee in the city.
Key points of the proposal include:
- Establish a new department of "Doing Nothing" to oversee and regulate our existing lack of activity.
- Introduce new policies to ensure that all meetings last at least 30 minutes longer than necessary.
- Create a special task force to investigate and report on the most efficient ways to procrastinate on important issues.
We believe that by formalizing our commitment to inaction, we can set a new standard for bureaucratic inefficiency and make this committee a model for other organizations to follow.
Related Proposals:
Revised Proposal 1235
Proposal 1236: The Committee's Guide to Doing Nothing
Minutes of Nothing