Decision 2: A Non-Decision

Proposal 5678

After careful consideration, the committee has decided to do absolutely nothing.

Reasons:

• We're tired.
• We don't feel like it.
• We have better things to do.

Next Meeting: None Scheduled

Recommendations:

• Take a nap.
• Watch paint dry.
• Stare at the wall.

Proceed to Decision 3: More of the Same

Subcommittee Report

We, the subcommittee, are also tired.

We, the subcommittee, don't feel like it either.

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Public Statement

We, the committee, are not responsible for the lack of productivity.

We, the committee, are not accountable for the collective apathy.

We, the committee, are not even sure why we're here.

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