Meeting Minutes of Utter Futility

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the Meaning of Life

Discussed: The meaning of life. Conclusion: Still searching.

Motion to table discussion due to existential dread.

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Agenda Item 2: Create a To-Do List

Discussed: Creating a To-Do List. Conclusion: Still stuck on page 1.

Motion to adjourn due to list fatigue.

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Agenda Item 3: Elect a New Chairperson

Discussed: The qualifications of each candidate. Conclusion: Still debating.

Motion to continue deliberation due to lack of enthusiasm.

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