EmilY's Agenda - 25 December 2022
Today's agenda was all about finding the perfect blend of chaos and productivity.
First, I tackled the Mystery Meatloaf of the Month Club, where we discovered that the true mystery was not the meatloaf itself, but why the host, Bertrand, insisted on serving it with ketchup.
Next, I attended the annual meeting of the Society for the Preservation of Unnecessary Meetings, where we voted on whether or not to continue paying the annual fee for the society's newsletter, 'The Unnecessary Meeting Monthly'.
After lunch, I met with the team to brainstorm new ideas for our upcoming 'Tournament of Unoriginality', a competition where we challenge each other to come up with the most unoriginal and uninspired solutions to everyday problems.
Finally, I spent the evening reading the collected works of the great philosopher, 'Blerg', in preparation for our next 'Philosophy for Dummies' meeting.