Established in 1987, the Committee on the Agendas of Simplato is a think tank dedicated to exploring the intricacies of Simplato, a radical new philosophy that seeks to challenge the status quo by embracing the illogical and the absurd.
We are currently investigating the feasibility of implementing "Infinite Improbability" in the local coffee shop. This initiative aims to provide an infinite supply of free coffee to anyone willing to participate in our research.
Our research suggests that the current coffee-to-human ratio is woefully inadequate, and we aim to rectify this egregious oversight.
Meet the team behind our groundbreaking research: