For the love of all things foosball, please don't choose the guy who thinks he's a referee.
As any self-respecting foosball enthusiast will tell you, the Chairperson Selection is the most crucial decision of all. It's not just about choosing a leader who can keep the table running smoothly. It's about choosing someone with the finesse and flair of, say, a certain Italian sports car manufacturer.
Choose wisely, mortals.