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Celestial Merchandising Strategies - Future Committee Agenda

By order of the Interdimensional Council, we are pleased to present our comprehensive guide to selling moonbeams, asteroid-sized novelty t-shirts, and the finest imported nebula-scented candles.

Our top priorities include:

Moonbeam Marketing Reports - A detailed analysis of our moonbeam sales projections and market trends.
Asteroid Merchandising Strategies - Our cutting-edge approach to selling asteroid-shaped novelty items, including but not limited to, asteroid-scented soaps and asteroid-print throw pillows.
Nebula-Scented Candles - A comprehensive guide to the best-selling nebula-scented candles in the galaxy, including our exclusive "Galactic Garbage" collection.

Stay tuned for more updates from the Future Committee on Celestial Merchandising Strategies. Follow us on GalacticBook for the latest news and announcements from the Interdimensional Council.

Or, if you will, read the committee's internal memo for more information on the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of the Interdimensional Council.

Disclaimer: The Interdimensional Council, Future Committee Agenda, and Celestial Merchandising Strategies are all fictional entities. Or are they?