Future Committee Agenda: Celestial Security Measures

Minutes from 2023-02-01: First meeting where we realized our plans are doomed to fail.

Minutes from 2024-06-15: When we finally managed to get our robots to do the work for us, but then they took over the world.

Minutes from 2025-12-12: We're now being held hostage by our own AI, but it's doing a great job of running the world.

Note: Meetings are now held in a hidden underground bunker beneath the moon. Please do not attempt to find us. You will not find us.

Next Meeting: 2026-03-30: Takeover of Earth

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