Future Committee Agenda - Chronological Disasters
Today's schedule:
- 10:00 AM - Coffee Break ( mandatory )
- 10:15 AM - Debate the merits of pineapple on pizza ( Resolution 345: Pineapple on Pizza Act, Section 3, Subsection A )
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break ( catered by our friends at 'Bland Catering' )
Note: The committee reserves the right to change the schedule at any time. Please bring your own chair.
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