Due to recent reports of spontaneous combustion in the break room, the Future Committee has deemed it necessary to create a subcommittee to deal with the issue of Vacuum Seal Leaks. This is the subpage for all things related to the subcommittee.
As of now, our top priority is to identify the root cause of these mysterious leaks. Our team of experts has narrowed it down to three possible explanations:
- Alien invasion: We are not ruling out the possibility that our office is being targeted by an extraterrestrial force.
- Quantum fluctuations: It's possible that the fabric of space-time is just being particularly uncooperative today.
- Janitorial incompetence: It's also possible that our janitor is just really bad at his job.
For further information or to report your own vacuum-seal-related incident, please visit our sister subpage: Quantum Fluctuations or Janitorial Incompetence.