According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up methodology, our decision-making process is as follows:
We take a hat, fill it with all possible outcomes, and then randomly select one. It's like a magic trick, but with more hats.
Next: Step 2 - Consulting the OmniscientThis is where our team of highly trained, highly-paid experts in fields they've never actually studied consult with our team of highly trained, highly-paid experts in fields they've never actually studied.
Previous: Step 1 - Randomly Selecting from a Hat Next: Step 3 - Executive SummaryAnd that's it. That's our entire decision-making process. Don't question it.
View Executive SummaryDisclaimer: Our decision-making process is not actually based on science, facts, or any sort of real-world expertise. It's just a hat.