Future Committee Agenda: Decision Mechanism Explained

According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up methodology, our decision-making process is as follows:

Step 1: Randomly Selecting from a Hat

We take a hat, fill it with all possible outcomes, and then randomly select one. It's like a magic trick, but with more hats.

Next: Step 2 - Consulting the Omniscient

Step 2: Consulting the Omniscient

This is where our team of highly trained, highly-paid experts in fields they've never actually studied consult with our team of highly trained, highly-paid experts in fields they've never actually studied.

Previous: Step 1 - Randomly Selecting from a Hat Next: Step 3 - Executive Summary

And that's it. That's our entire decision-making process. Don't question it.

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Disclaimer: Our decision-making process is not actually based on science, facts, or any sort of real-world expertise. It's just a hat.