Inertial Snack Propulsion Research Committee

Agenda for the meeting of the future

• Interdimensional Snack Transportation Research
• Neuromagnetic Snack Sustenance Technologies
• Snack Time Warp Technologies

Meeting Minutes: Page 42, Item 6, Motion 4, Seconded by Chairperson 314

Today's Agenda: Inertial Snack Propulsion Systems (ISS) Update

ISS Report: The committee has been working on the Inertial Snack Propulsion System for 3 months now, and we are pleased to present the following updates:

1. Snack Propulsion Coefficient (SPC) has been increased by 2.5%
2. Snack Vortex Stability (SVS) has been improved by 12%
3. Snack Mass Reduction (SMR) has been decreased by 8%

Next Meeting: 2 weeks, same location, same time. Don't forget to bring snacks!

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