The Galactic Relations Committee met to discuss the impending arrival of the Zlorgs, a highly aggressive and sentient species threatening the fabric of space-time itself.
1. Review of Zlorg threat analysis: * Being, Xexuon: "The Zlorgs are a force to be reckoned with. Their energy signature is unlike anything we've seen before. We must be prepared." * Representative, Thlunk: "I concur. Our defense forces are woefully inadequate. We need more guns." * Chairbeing, Zorvath: "Let us not rush into hasty decisions. We must consider the long-term implications of war." * Representative, Krix: "But what if they just want to trade with us? Perhaps we can establish a mutually beneficial relationship?" * Representative, Vrath: "I highly doubt it. The Zlorgs are a species of pure, unadulterated evil." 2. Proposal for diplomatic overtures with Zlorgs: * Chairbeing, Zorvath: "I propose we establish a galactic embassy to facilitate communication. We must show them we mean no harm." * Representative, Xexuon: "I concur, but we must also prepare for the worst-case scenario. We cannot trust them." 3. Review of planetary defense protocols: * Representative, Thlunk: "I recommend we bolster our defense forces. We must be prepared to defend our homeworlds." * Representative, Krix: "But what of the Zlorgs' claims of peaceful intent? Should we not give them the benefit of the doubt?" * Chairbeing, Zorvath: "We must be cautious, but also open-minded. Let us not jump the gun." 4. Adjournment: * Chairbeing, Zorvath: "The committee will reconvene in one rotation to discuss further. We will reconvene at 0300 hours tomorrow."
The committee will reconvene at 0300 hours tomorrow to continue discussion.
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