Pre-Game Preparation

1. Don a suitable jumpsuit for the occasion. Black tie optional, but recommended.

2. Bring a sufficient supply of space-grade nacho cheese.

3. Familiarize yourself with zero-G spectating protocols.

4. Arrive early to secure a prime viewing spot on the event horizon.

During the Game

1. Be prepared for variable gravitational forces and unpredictable radiation patterns.

2. Do not attempt to communicate with the athletes using only hand gestures, as this may be misinterpreted by the opposing team.

3. In the event of a space-time paradox, remain calm and do not attempt to intervene.