Standardizing Gravity Sports Regulations

As the galaxy continues to grow and expand, it's time to establish some ground rules for interstellar sports.

• Article 1: Gravity shall be standardized to 9.8 m/s² for all sports.
• Article 2: All athletes shall be required to wear regulation Gravity-Proof Suits for all competitions.
• Article 3: No use of exotic matter or energy manipulation for competitive advantage.
• Article 4: All sports shall be played on a rotating, rotating, rotating surface (RRR) for optimal performance.
• Article 5: The use of artificial gravity generators shall be strictly regulated and monitored.

Next meeting: Zero-Gravity Hockey Regulations

Subcommittee on Zero-Gravity Sports

• Chapter 1: Zero-G Hockey Stick Safety
• Chapter 2: Zero-G Hockey Goal Net Design

Subcommittee on Exotic Matter Sports

• Chapter 1: Exotic Matter Sports Safety Protocols
• Chapter 2: Exotic Matter Sports Equipment Certification