Minutes from the latest feline overlordly meeting:
- Resolution 001: Purr-posal to increase catnip allocation by 300% to meet rising feline demand.
- Resolution 002: Motion to rename all human servants to "Feline Overlord's Minions" to reflect their new role.
- Resolution 003: Finesse-ual to establish a new department of Feline Fashion and Design to promote more stylish cat hairballs.
