As we previously discussed in Our Secret Plan: Part 1, our next move is to...
STEAL ALL THE CHEESE
Our highly trained team of experts (aka, our intern) has devised a 5-year plan to infiltrate the world's dairy supply and hold it hostage for our demands. We will start by infiltrating the dairy aisle of local grocery stores, replacing all non-dairy milk alternatives with our own special brand of ultra-cheddar cheese. Then, we will expand our reach to major cities worldwide, implementing a network of hidden cheese caches to ensure our grip on the global market.
Phase 3: The Great Cheese Heist, where we will execute our plan and make the world bow to our dairy desires.
Phase 4: The Cheese Utopia, where we will rule supreme, and the world will be a gouda place (get it? gouda? Ahh, nevermind).
Don't try to stop us, we have the cheese on our side. We will not be silenced. We will not be deterred. We will be the rulers of this dairy world, and you will be the ones begging for scraps.