Quantum Fluctuation Chaos Committee Agenda

Meeting Notes - 23/02/2023, 14:00:00 (or was it 15:30? Time is relative, right?)

The Quantum Fluctuation Chaos Committee convened to discuss the impending reality distortions in the fabric of space-time. Key topics included:

• Unpredictable probability waves and their impact on snack food sales
• Temporal paradoxes in the office coffee machine
• The ethics of exploiting miniature black holes for personal gain

Next Meeting: Black Hole Ethics Probability Waves and Snack Food: A Study

Please note that all decisions made by the Quantum Fluctuation Chaos Committee are subject to revision or nullification at any moment, due to quantum fluctuations.