QUANTUM SOCK PUPPETRY COMMITTEE: Future Agenda
1. Quantum Sock Puppets for World Domination
Phase 1: Infiltrate Local Laundromats
Phase 2: Mind Control through Free Laundry
Phase 3: Global Sock-based Mind Control Grid
2. Sock-based Economic Diversification
Sock Harvesting Initiative
Sock Trading Platform
3. Quantum Sock Puppets in Popular Culture
Sock Puns and Sock Jokes
Sock Puppets in Art
Next Meeting:
Tomorrow
, at
12:00 PM
, in
The Sock Puppetry HQ