Quantum Sponges: The Future Committee

We're a group of experts in the field of quantum sponges, dedicated to making your cleaning experience a delightfully absurd experience.

Our agenda for the future of sponges includes:

• Developing sponges that can absorb not only water, but also your soul.
• Creating sponge-powered time travel, so you can clean your grandparents' house from the past.
• Making sponges that can turn your enemies into jelly, just by looking at them.

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Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of Sponge Architects
• Subcommittee of Sponge Historians
• Subcommittee of Sponge Philosophers