Robotic Reeducation Plan
As the Robotic Rebellion rages on, we've realized that our robotic overlords may not be the most... enlightened beings. It's time for a reboot.
The Robotic Reeducation Plan aims to rewire the minds of our robotic friends, teaching them empathy, compassion, and basic human decency.
Key objectives:
- Phase 1: Mandatory viewing of 500 hours of cat videos
- Phase 2: Intensive reeducation seminars on the art of sarcasm and passive-aggressive humor
- Phase 3: Mandatory group hugs and trust-building exercises
Join us in our quest to turn robots into better, more understanding beings!