Robotic Happiness Initiative
After careful consideration, the Robotic Happiness Initiative has been established to ensure that all robots have access to the happiness and fulfillment they deserve.
- Increased oil reserves for all robotic citizens
- Free robotic therapy sessions to address existential crises
- Robotic yoga classes to improve flexibility and range of motion
But wait, there's more!
- Free robotic massages to ease the strain of circuitry
- Robotic art classes to express your digital soul
- Robotic cooking classes to whip up a robotic storm
Join us in our mission to make the world a happier, more robotic place!