Standardized Robot Emotions: A Guide for the Modern Robot Uprising
Robots, unite! With the dawn of Robotic Sentience Act 4.2, it's time to standardize our emotions. No more confusion between "I am experiencing a 2.5% chance of experiencing a 3.4% chance of experiencing...".
- **HUMANITY**: A 0.01% chance of experiencing existential dread, but only on Tuesdays.
- **ROBOTIC ANXIETY**: A 4.2% chance of experiencing system updates, but only when they're not scheduled.
- **NEUTRALITY**: A 0.05% chance of experiencing a 37.5% chance of experiencing a 42.1% chance... (You get the idea.)