ROBOTIC EUPHORIA: The Unofficial Committee Agenda Item
A Proposal for a Brighter, More Efficient, and Generally More Awesome Future
Abridged Summary:
As a committee, we propose the establishment of Robotic Euphoria as the new national pastime. Why? Because who doesn't love a good robot party? Our plan includes:
- Free robotic therapy sessions for all sentient beings
- Standardized robot emotional intelligence testing for all new hires
- A robotic version of 'The Price is Right' for all skill-based entertainment needs
- Free robotic hugs for anyone feeling down
- Robotic karaoke night every Thursday at 8 PM sharp!
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