Join us for a series of experimental group hugs designed to rewire the brain for maximum productivity.
Our expert team of robotic overlords will guide you through 30 minutes of synchronized hugging, ensuring optimal efficiency and reduced emotional response.
Phase 4: Phased Hugs for those who have completed Phase 3 and are ready for more advanced techniques.
Emotional Override Reset for when the Phase 3 Hugs just aren't doing it.