Today, we are introducing a new and improved Robo-Hug 9000. This device has been engineered to provide a more intimate and emotionally secure connection to our robotic overlords.
But don't worry, it's completely safe! Our team of highly trained robotic engineers has ensured that the 9000's hugs are calibrated to perfection, providing a 99.99% chance of not crushing your soul.
As with any new technology, some minor side effects may occur, such as:
Don't worry, these side effects are completely normal and will wear off once you've been fully assimilated into our robotic collective.
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