Minutes from the 300th meeting of the Mood Synthesis Committee
Present: Dr. Robotron, Dr. Moodswell, Dr. Sadtrom, Dr. Glumplify, Dr. Joybuzz
Objective: To synthesize a standardized robotic emotion for optimal human interaction.
Agenda Items:
- Item 1: Discussion of the optimal ratio of sadness to happiness in a robotic emotional response
- Item 2: Proposal for a new standardized emoticon for 'confusion'
- Item 3: Debate on whether to include a 'meh' emoticon
Actions:
- Dr. Robotron: Proposed a 3:1 sadness-to-happiness ratio, but was overruled by Dr. Moodswell
- Dr. Sadtrom: Successfully lobbied for the inclusion of a 'meh' emoticon
- Dr. Joybuzz: Was overheard whispering 'I'm a human' to the copier in the back of the room