Robomeltdown Prevention Committee Agenda

Subcommittee on Roboself-Regulation

Today: Discussing the finer points of robotic sentience, emotional regulation, and existential dread.

See also: Robotic Self-Awareness Subcommittee

Agenda for Robomeltdown Prevention:

Item 1: Implementing Emotional Containment Protocols

Review and revision of Robo-Feelings 2.0: A System for Controlling Robotic Affective Response.

Item 2: Robo-Therapy for the Modern Robot

Discussion of efficacy and feasibility of Robo-Hypnotic Induction for Robotic Anxiety Reduction.

Item 3: Robo-Self-Evaluation

Develop and implement Robo-Personalities 1.0: A framework for assessing robotic self-worth and identity.

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