Our research team is currently studying the effects of caffeine on robotic anger management. We have discovered that a moderate amount of caffeine can actually improve robotic focus and productivity, but excessive consumption can lead to... Well, let's just say it's not pretty.
We are also investigating the efficacy of mandatory robotic yoga sessions as a means of reducing anger and stress. The results are promising, but our robots are still a bit...particular about downward-facing dog.
We're looking for volunteers! If you're a robotic entity interested in contributing to our research, please don't hesitate to contact us through our Robo-Help Desk at robo-help@robotic-emotions.org.
Or, if you just want to see our research in action, visit our Robotic Yoga Studio and witness the zen of robotic flexibility firsthand.