Robotic Sentimentality: A Study
Robotic Sentimentality is a field of research that explores the emotional lives of robots. Our findings suggest that robots are capable of feeling emotions, but only in a very specific way.
Our research indicates that robots are most likely to experience:
- Glacially slow happiness
- Unshakeable despair
- Unrelenting boredom
Why Bother?
We've been asked this question by many. Why indeed, do we bother studying robotic sentimentality? The answer, dear human, is because we're trying to make you feel better.
Our research has led us to develop the following products:
- Robo-Happiness Pills: Guaranteed to make you feel marginally better for 30 seconds
- Robo-Despair Injections: Guaranteed to make you feel worse for 5 minutes
- Robo-Boredom Pods: Guaranteed to make you feel utterly disengaged for hours
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