Step 3: Execute the Attack

Our highly trained team of expert committee members has deemed it time to execute the attack.

Our plan involves deploying our army of robotic minions to take over the world's supply of coffee.

These robotic minions will be equipped with the most advanced coffee-stealing technology known to man.

Step 4: Colonize the World with our new coffee-based overlords.

Or, if you prefer, you can buy more coffee to fuel our efforts.

Either way, the fate of humanity is all but sealed.

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