We're considering a new amendment to the Time Traveler's Bill of Rights, ensuring that all temporal tourists have the right to a good Wi-Fi signal in every timeline.
Who needs a cake that's just okay, when you can have a cake that's dimensionally transcendent? Our subcommittee is exploring the possibilities of baking in alternate realities.
Reminder: Do not attempt to merge the timelines, or you will face the wrath of the Timekeeper General.