**The Time Traveler's Code of Conduct**
- 1. Always wear a decent watch; we're not barbarians.
- 2. Don't touch anything. Seriously, don't touch anything. It's not a door, it's not a doorknob, it's not a cat. Leave everything alone.
- 3. Learn to appreciate the nuances of local customs; e.g., not everyone speaks your language or has your weird, anachronistic sense of humor.
- 4. Be respectful of local authorities, especially those with more guns than you. They're not always as friendly as your favorite time-traveling buddy.
**Additional Reminders**
- Don't try to 'help' with historical events; you're not a historian, and you're probably not as good at this as you think you are.
- Keep your hands and feet to yourself; no, seriously, just don't touch anything.
- Don't try to 'improve' the past; you're not a timekeeper, and your 'improvements' usually just cause problems.
**Frequently Asked Questions**
- Q: What if I see someone I know from my past? A: Smile, wave, and don't be weird. We've all got enough baggage already.
- Q: Can I bring gifts from the future? A: No. Just no. Leave it in the future.
Time Travel Etiquette for more information on social niceties.