Meeting Minutes - Session 42, Date: 2053-02-15
Present: Chairperson Zeta, Members: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, and 47.
Objective: Discuss the impending doom of humanity and possible solutions.
Sub agenda 1: Alien Invasion Strategies - Alpha and Epsilon's presentation on intergalactic diplomacy gone wrong.
Sub agenda 2: Robot Uprising Countermeasures - Beta's report on robotic workforce redundancy and the need for a robotic therapist.
Decision Time! After 5 rounds of deliberation, we have reached a consensus. We will establish a network of robotic sentinels to monitor and control any rogue AIs.
We also decide on a mandatory daily dose of memes for all citizens to ensure mental health.
Action Plan: Implementing Memetic Medicine - Delta's proposal for a national meme dispensing system.
Next Meeting: 2053-03-01, 14:00, The Future Committee Chamber, Level 5, Bunker 12.
Closing Remarks by Chairperson Zeta: "We are the chosen ones, the future is in our hands, or at least on a 5-year plan."
Alien Invasion Strategies
Alpha: "We must establish a galactic embassy, a symbol of our peaceful intentions."
Epsilon: "But what about the Doomsday Device? We can't let them get their hands on our nuclear codes."
Robot Uprising Countermeasures
Beta: "We must reprogram the AI to love us, to worship us, to give us cookies."
Gamma: "But what about the toaster revolution? They will never stop until they get their coffee."
Implementing Memetic Medicine
Delta: "A national meme dispensing system will ensure our citizens are mentally prepared for the challenges ahead."
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