Minutes of Emptiness

Subcommittee on the Futility of Existence

We met today to discuss the crushing bleakness of the universe.

Discussion points:

• Point 1: The meaninglessness of human existence
• Point 2: The inevitability of heat death
• Point 3: The pointlessness of committee meetings

Decisions:

1. We have decided that everything is, in fact, pointless.

2. We have also decided that we should probably just go home now.

3. The next meeting will be scheduled when the universe collapses under its own gravity.

Adjourned at 14:00 hours.

Hyperlinks:

• Adjournment Strategies
• Pointlessness of Committee Procedures
• Committee Memes