We, the members of the Pointless Committee, are proud to present our 2019 agenda, filled with excitingly uneventful meetings and discussions.

January 1st: Meeting to determine the color of the sky.

February 1st: Discussion of the merits of using Comic Sans as a default font.

March 1st: Debate on the importance of having a third eye in the back of the head.

...and many more excitingly pointless meetings!