After a grueling 5-hour meeting, the committee reached a unanimous decision: that the color of the office carpets was indeed "meh."
| Decision Date: | 2019-02-27 |
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| Moving Parts: | 5 (out of 5) |
Proceed to Decision 2, where we discuss the meaning of life and the intricacies of beige paint.
Or, for the truly adventurous, click here for the thrilling tale of who ate the last donut.
And, for the truly brave, read on for the shocking revelation that the stapler is not, in fact, sentient.