GRAY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE

According to elderly opinions, gray is the only acceptable color for those of us who have seen better days.

But don't just take their word for it! Here are some other favorite colors of old people that will make you go "hmm."

Gray is the only color that doesn't make us look like we're having a stroke while still conveying a sense of boring, uninteresting blandness.

Other colors are for young people with their fancy feelings and emotions. Not for us.