After months of rigorous investigation, we have finally determined that brown is, in fact, a color , not a color, not a smell, not a flavor, not a sound, and definitely not a feeling. But what is it, you ask? We'll never tell. Our research team has been compromised by confidential documents which we cannot disclose. However, we can tell you that it's not red, not blue, and not purple. But we're not saying it's green either. That's all we can say.