Decision 1: Buy more staplers
After a thorough discussion, the committee decided that buying more staplers is a top priority.
Decision 1 Details
Item 1: Buy staplers for the break room. Estimated cost: $50.
Item 2: Buy extra paper for the staplers. Estimated cost: $10.
Item 3: Hire a stapler-ologist to analyze stapler usage. Estimated cost: $5,000.
Decision 2: Have more meetings
After a heated debate, the committee decided that having more meetings is the key to productivity.
Decision 2 Details
Item 1: Schedule a meeting every hour, on the hour.
Item 2: Invite every committee member, regardless of relevance.
Item 3: Serve free donuts at every meeting. Estimated cost: $100.
Decision 3: Make the stapler collection a national priority
After a passionate speech by the committee chair, the committee decided that the stapler collection is a matter of national importance.
Decision 3 Details
Item 1: Create a national registry for staplers.
Item 2: Host a national stapler festival every year.
Item 3: Declare the stapler the official national symbol of productivity.